Circus of indian Roads

Well i sometime wonder why these circus fellows riding cars bikes on indian roads ,when they need to be in circus. Why not our indian folks participate in something and win few achievements . Atleast people will see around the world . But we guys are local stuntmen .. showing stunt in a circus of Indian Road in this free country :) .

When i see the trail of ants looks so neat , chalo atleast they are better in discipline then we super species as human . On the road , left and right all the possible space we utilise (optimised space utilization process ).And leave others i wanna go first . what if sky falls down in india :) none will survive as all will block each others path :) I saw a picture of people evacuating from a place due to hurricane threat . So neatly all lined up in one queue . I wanna see one picture of we not evacuating, but in daily life :)

Now talking about the stuntmen association of indian roads , the most powerful regime is cab walas :) well uneducated people have no concern on people walking on the road , just drive with full throttle . guess they have licence to kill, but in our democratic country no one there to object their killing attitude :) what if i hit someone ? well bribe is always there to safeguard our right of driving like a maniac in freedom. I wish they in F1 track , hand in hand with Michael Schumacher or mick doohan . Sure they will bring up our countries name by being the last ;) . But atleast for god sake learn to drive on roads please , join circus or F1 circuit otherwise .

My friend in US has failed for the 4th time passing licence test :( , i feel pity on him . Where he lives man . Why cant he come down to india and without any test get the licence ( licence of killing ) . Well guess US people dont process this kind of licence where they risk the life of their own citizen .

Another regime big and costly car walas :) well they pay the higher tax and so they should be riding ahead of others having cheap cars . So if they around please leave the road and wait, let them pass . they are not meant for waiting in a trail, but to run ahead of you . They will honk please give way to them :) . Well but why the hell other part of the world even ferrari or porche or mayback guys follow the trail . Idiots they are !!! go man go ahead you got the power , win the road war . We do in india .I guess you guys dont know to drive big powerful cars :) we even though we guys ride a car like honda city , civic etc , but we have the guts to demonstrate the throttle :)

Another Regime bus walas :) hehehe the most powerful vehicle on road . Hits you you are gone :) and they use this power . Full throttle folks , government employees but no control no discipline no behaviour :) After all his feet on throttle is free , his hands on steering is free and his mouth too ( mess up u will see ) :) being a free person in free country . Other countries public transport driver so much following rules and discipline i feel pity on their freedom .

Am in taiwan presently and here roads narrow in city like india . But traffic jam?? forget it never waited anywhere in traffic . Why ?? because of discipline . All in one line noone overtaking but following a trail . let we all go to the place intended to . But in our place hehe . never seen a trail of traffic :) but only MESS of it :)

Well!! The traffic stewards , what is the use of them , to maintain a decorum ? no who says so . Its is to earn :) some advertisement came earn sitting at home . Why dont you earn standing on the road :) . Who cares, whether people learn riding in order , if they learn to ride proper how will they earn . so no please dont teach them to ride in order . As it is source of income for us. I dont know why these other country people learn earning like us :)

A planned road all the lanes bus stops defined , parking defined . Well who has time to plan roads in defined way . All marked and directed roads . Who wants, we know how to and we are more intelligent, we dont need directed roads , unlike other dumb country people . which lane to follow who are supposed to tell me ? i am from a free country whichever lane i need to i'll take :) unlike others following rules .

Pedestrians please !! why you need to be on road, thats for vehicles only , they can run you down . They have rights , not you as they have paid the road tax , not you :) . In other countries if a person crosses the road , vehicles will wait till the person crosses safely across ,they not even will come close to the person and no honking too :) guess there pedestrian also pay the road tax :) or people love others . while do this in india :) the vehicle will come close to you threatning to run you down, and honking abusing you to be on road . But we free to do all that in this free country .

When a bus at cross section takes a turn and stops at corner itself, blocking the trailing traffic to go further and jamming the cross section :) i feel proud he has freedom to park anywhere . and he is using his rights :) when a car suddenly comes and takes a steep turn to overtake you , i feel proud he is free to do whatever ( killing ) , when an auto rickshow / cab walas runs zig zag on the road i feel proud he is free and when one big car honks at me at the back , i still feel proud he is free too as he in a free land , when a person gets a licence for driving without at test , i feel proud he has right to drive, why i should object him if he wants to drive .

I feel proud to ride on circus like a clown and not being a handsome human being following rules . And i feel proud to be independent .