Who blames Colas

Well sleepless night!!!! that too for some muddy water which tastes sweet ..Huh . Sounds funny ..........
Well yesterday when i went back to my hotel room , tired of the work and journey. Thought will relax in SPA , after nice steam bath came to room and was seeing news about what happened to the first one dayer between SL and IND .
Wow Breaking news .. ' Water near beach at mumbai has become sweet ' huh may the Pepsi and Colas people have drained their Fertiliser waste to the sea :) ' . And irony is that thousands and thousand people have gathered from in around the city to taste the water :( 'Yuk' ..
when i saw the water in TV it was none less than the one you get out of drainage of a toilet :( .. why these people dont taste the water drained out of their own loo . and gather up neighbours also to taste ....It must be sweet of may be diffrent than how water taste normally :)
Gathering up of such a huge mass may also be because they may not have tasted sweet thing ever :) May be ration supply of sugar in mumbai is not proper , So to taste a sweet liquid people went running to the beach :)
Here I pity poor Colas people for selling sweet fertiliser too , why they have been cursed for selling those items telling, the content of fertiliser is more than limit :( ... I guess people in india love sweet drinks... as has been proved by mumbai people ( having a sweet liquid which is neither sterile or who knows may be 100% fertiliser only ) .. Colas are better off than that ...
God is everywhere ............. even in sea water in mumbai as it became sweet .. so it is in colas as its sweet ..... Please Dont Blame Colas ..